nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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