I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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