You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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