Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
don't judge my taste in strippers
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize