so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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