"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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