The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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