Midget sex pt 2 tonight
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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