covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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