He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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