This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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