can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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