sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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