i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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