i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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