what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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