some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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