I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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