We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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