Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I love you.
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