she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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