I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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