i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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