he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Randomize