how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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