I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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