She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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