i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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