He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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