are you still at the devil's house?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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