Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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