My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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