Me. At least after what I've been through.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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