She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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