Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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