I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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