We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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