dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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