bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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