my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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