Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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