just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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