idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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