She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
This is my gift to your gina
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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