Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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