The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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