Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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