There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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