i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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