Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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