I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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